‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk
normal people: I honestly don’t care.
me: tbh idc lol.
i literally am my url
*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it